i just added a new contact page and [bio's] section about the new writers for the site. if you care

 

last nights party

look mom, i'm on the internet-

micah from [drizunk] decided to drive his ass all the way up from the gay area for a weekend of drunken [debauchery] . not only that, scott from [emufarm.net] drug his ass out with us last night too. unfortunatley i'm really not into the whole paparazzi thing anymore so i didn't bring my camera. but if you want to see more chicks flashing from last night visit [scott] and [micah]. they are definitely 2 of the more normal webmasters. well kind of.

fubar's back

<--so what would you do if that was your daughter/girlfriend. ha. you kinda wonder what peoples parents say about that kinda crap. i mean, look how many [miscellanous chicks] end up on the internet for doing god knows what. so please send me in all the pictures you want and i will gladly post them so your mom and dad can see them. now-a-days when a girl pulls up her shirt or rocks her thong, about 47 flashes go off from all different directions. you really can't get away with that kinda shit no more. your going to get caught. just ask [these girls from last night], cuz they all show us der ta-ta's.

on another note, this guy's car is really cool. who stole the pull up bar from the gym and put it on his car? i love imports if you haven't already picked up on that. not really. maybe someone could tell me this. why do you put a rear spoiler on the back of a front wheel drive car? is their something i'm missing here. a spoiler puts downforce on the back wheels, but it really doesn't help much becuase this a.) isn't going to go fast enough for it to do any good b.) because its front wheel drive and c.) because their isn't nearly enough stickers on it yet.

so if your mad at me becuase you drive a shopping car(t), shoot me an email and explain it to me. maybe i'm old fashion or something.

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you can always email me: [drew@mindlessconformity.com]
or you can aim me at: [aim me]

 

quick update-

how many guys does it take to open a beer?
none, it should already be open when she brings it to you.

i'm almost moved into my new apartment. well not new, but i'm living with drake for now. the gay area is to expensive to live when you don't have a job that pays 60k a year or more. and since i don't have a job and i'm not making 60k a year i think i'd be best if i didn't live their.

have you ever talked to someone so stupid, you yourself start to feel stupid. just the fact that you are talking to them makes you feel sorry for the human race.

CazyHrse: thats funny on your site you dont seem like a flamer
joeschmoee: yeah
CazyHrse: i guess things arent always as they appear
joeschmoee: no, prolly not huh
joeschmoee: does your mom know that your playing on the computer?
CazyHrse: sure does
CazyHrse: i get to play all by myself
joeschmoee: well shes over here and said that you need to get off the computer and go do your homework
CazyHrse: nah she not into fags
joeschmoee: that was good, did you come up with that by yourself
CazyHrse: nope
CazyHrse: i had to have a whole team of monkies working round the clock, to come up with a line as good as yours
joeschmoee: god damn, another funny one
joeschmoee: come on tell me some more..
CazyHrse: just don't be jealous
joeschmoee: another good one
CazyHrse: shhh...don't be jealous
joeschmoee: i think your dad is jealous of your mom and I
CazyHrse: why are you jealous, don't be
joeschmoee: k
CazyHrse: you still sound jealous, just try to stop being jealous
joeschmoee: yeah, i'm jealous that your sister is hookin up with you and not me
CazyHrse: good as long as you are not jealous
joeschmoee: Kay
CazyHrse: just stop being jealous
CazyHrse: shhh its ok
CazyHrse: i can tell you are
joeschmoee: did you know about 2000 people a day are about to have your aim address?
joeschmoee: are you jealous now?

this guy welcomes all aim messages from you.

emufarm | speedmonkey | sign-up

 

mindless conformity oh my-

so my unemployed ass is sitting in my room right now trying to figure out what kind of post to write. should i write about sex, college, or the realworld. should i write about the effects of global warming on sea donkeys? should i talk about the one time that my friend was so drunk we had to roll him home in a dumpster?

lately i know that this site has been sucking ass. my hits have dropped, not as many people are reading my site, but looking at pictures. i don't get any emails or fan pics anymore. i know that i don't write like i used to, like a drunken raged college student.

truth about it is i don't have it in me like i used too. the real world will do that to you. it makes you grow up with out even knowing it and in front of your own eyes. trust me. it will happen to most of you one day when you all have to get jobs and be responsible.

i'm sure that you all agree with me. this site isn't like it used to be. i have no good stories about last weekends craze. this is a change for the better.

don't 'cry guys. so what i'm going to be asking for some help from my best friends still back in college. some of you may know little maCnamera, drake. and most of you know ace rockolla. these guys are going to bring back the real mindless conformity. when i go back and read through my archives , i realize how much my site has changed. i think its time for another change. these guys will def bring it back to where it should be.

things are going to get better though. i'm moving back to chico to continue not being responsible, and i'm going on a much need vacation with my brother drake, and friend ace. we are going to cabo san lucas for spring break.

i'm bored, if anyone wants to aim me, i'll probably be here.

i'll still be here though, concentrating on making my conformity empire stronger. which reminds me, thanks for all of you who have bought shirts. the sites only been up for a few days and i've sold hella shirts. if you want one better order now, i only had so many made.

what do you guys think about all that?

sites that have been with my since the begining

red brain - this site is awesome and has pics up from the porn fest.
drizunk - you guys all know these fools. they are the coolest guys you could ever party with.
beerorsex - great guy, great website. we think on the same wave length and write about the same shit.
mental ernie - mental always helps me out when i need it. when we traded links about a year ago, we were in the same boat. now his sites way better than mine.
therut - awesome guy to hang out with. he's always down to help me with my stupid ass questions and runs a sick ass site.
krank - this guy is my favorite writer. he's good and knows how to say it. one of the better websites left as far as i'm concerned.

 

holy crap that shirt is so cool

conformity clothing-

do you get beat up at school all the time? do your friends think that you are gay, or that you are stupid? do you see yourself as ugly, fat or even pitiful? if you answered either yes or no to any of those questions you really need to buy yourself a shirt from my new store, conformity clothing. if you wear one of my new shirts you are gaurnteed to be cool. your friends will all want one, but they aren't cool enough to have one like you are. girls and guys will start to like you, you will get good grades, and your going to get accepted where ever you go. why? because of this shirt here made by me.

if you don't belive me, read what simon and micah have to say

holy crap dude. hello, my name is simon. i wore one of drews new shirts. and everyone liked me again. i couldn't believe how fast the ladies where crawling over me. when i went to my classes last thursday one of the girls in my tire collecting class told me that i was hot that day because of my new conformity tshirt. i couldn't believe thats all it took. if it worked for me, it would work for you no problemo thanks, simon

to whom it may concern- to the makers of conformity clothing. i would like to give my greatest apperciation of your products and services. i once bought a shirt from your website, www.conformityclothing.com and now things have changed for my and my followers. we have decided to use your logo as the official sponsor of the raelian religion. as you may know already we have cloned serveral humans and with the help of conformityclothing.com it has been made possible.

 

so buy a shirt because if you do you will contribute to me not having to go out and get a real job.

if you hadn't guessed i started a new brand called conformity. i really have a lot of time on my hands right now and i'm tired of seeing hurley and volcom. there about as cool as OP and vision street wear. i wanted to do something a little bit different but you should def check them out. i'm going to sell this schwag on the net for a while and slowly get them out to local skate/surf shops and what not. anyways, thats the end of this commercial. go buy and keep me out of a real job.

 

SUPER!

superbowl sunday is here. its time to break out the kegs, get out the barb-q and gather around the 15 inch tv in your ghetto ass living room. theres something about superbowl sunday. maybe its sitting with your friends drinking beers all day. maybe its actually the game or the commercials. or maybe its just being drunk on a sunday. yeah, thats it.

i've been in chico a lot lately hanging out. i lost my car last night. after going to the slutfarms bars i tend to forget things, like my name, how rich i'm not, and where i parked my car in the begining. not like i would drive home like that, but when i woke up and went to the parking lot it was a little confusing. i had to call all my friends to see if they had seen my car lately. i found it though so its all good. i don't think anyone is going to steal moms mini-van anyways.

so i've been working on more sites lately. like i don't have enough already. these aren't them though.

krank | dagimp | thp.ca

the forums are really fucking boring people. sign up and talk some shit. it takes less than a minute to sign up. holla.

wtf drew maC-

hey, how the hell are you doing? do you like the lakers. the lakers pretty much suck. i found this site surfing the net and its the shit. i was laughing my ass off the whole time. check it out. lakers-suck.com. all they do is make fun of shaq.

i'm working on some stuff for the site. some shirts actually. these shirts are soo dope you might actually crap yourself.

this not havin a job is is pretty fun. i've been on tour here the last few weeks going to tahoe, chico, the gay area and all sorts of other places. i went snowboarding 4 times in the last week. rough life huh. you must hate me.

apparently no one wants to date any of the people that sent in their bios. i guess you aren't good enough for them or something.

<joke>
-why does the bride always wear white?
-because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
</joke>

this update took me a grand total of 3 minutes. and the lakers-suck.com

send me some damn email people.

 

joe who?

joe millionare. thats right. lets put 25 girls together in a castle, let them claw at eachothers eyes for a 6'5 tall jackass from wherever and its all based on a lie. every single one of them thinks they are in a fariy tale and that they are a princess. ha. more like a chump. one girl said 'i want a man with a lot of money, because you can have more fun'. that was shallow. its amazing what happens when you threw a little money in the situation. the true gold diggin' women come out.

do you think that all these chicks would throw themselves at this guy in a different situation. like if they saw him walking down the street or buying a dewalt drill at home depot? prolly not. you put any guy in that situation; a castle, 50 million dollars, riding in a on a freakin' horse, and its going to be the same result. they'll all fall for the situation, not the person. do you girls really think hes that good looking? heidi hoe got dissed. hated on. later on.

so i've decided to have my own damn reality show/website. thats right kids.

-who wants to date a webdork-

i've got numerous upon numerous request for a mindless hook up hotline. so i've decided to give a little something back to the community. the following are from real life people who want to date a real life webnerd. 'who wants to date a webdork?

	name: john the crazy flip out ninja location: sshhh..its a secret i am a real ninja. i never stop thiking about ninjas. ninjas can kill anyone they want. ninjas cut off heads all the time and don't even think twice about it. i am so crazy and awesome and i flip out all the time. this one ninja was eating once and some dude dropped a spoon and the ninja killed the whole town. my friend frank said that he saw a ninja totally flip out and uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. you should pick me because i'm totally cool and i flip out all the time and could protect you and cut off heads with my nun-chucks. your lucky you even get to see my face because its so secret.
	name: emily the cheerleader location: malibu, ca hieeeeeee. like, oh my god. i can't believe drew picked me to be on his totally cool reality show type thingy. yay. like, when he told me i was all, oh my god, this is the coolest thing evaarrr <3 i mean, i really want to meat a cool guy who has a awesome car and has a lot of money to take me wherever i go because i am a princess. i am a cheerleader who lives in l.a.. the perfect date for me would be a totally hot guy picking me up in his waaaay cool bmw(5 series a must) and taking me to a really expensive dinner. teehee. and then he can buy me stuff (tiffany's hint hint). please do not apply if you are ugly or fat. but if you are ugly and fat and have a lot of money drop me a line. yay.byeeeee.
	name: joe dirt location: oroville, ca this fangle dangle internet thing is kinda cool man. the only thing i had online was a fish, but now i can buy all sorts of stuff for my trailor. thats right ladies. my 150 sq foot winnebago makes a nice lil love nest. i done work at this place down the hill. i'm actually a engineer. errr i mean a floor engineer. i sweep the floors and pick up all the trash that the employees leave on the ground. sometimes, and i kinda mean this sometimes..but i get to lick the floor with my tongue and get real close to the ground and i can feel the ground beneath me just cold and dark..stop it joe. . and when i'm not working hard at the 'dew drop inn' i do all sorts of fun stuff. like i drink beer and stuff. and i build shit. like all kinds of shit. i built a chair once. it lookerd a lil funny but i was pretty drunk at the time.
	name: bernice the dragon slayer location: berthalumal's dungeon hello boys and girls. my name is bernice the dragon slayer and i found out about who wants to date a webdork from a friend. she always tells me i should come out of my room and meet real life humans, but i'm not so sure of this yet. so i am into all sorts of things, like playing magic, doom, and all sorts of other role playing games. i even played this game once where i was a dragon slayer, hence the name bernice the dragon slayer. lol lol rotf :) i am good at things, like tying my shoes, putting my clothes on not backwards and let me see what else..emm. oh and i'm good at standing against the wall upside down on my hands. one day i want to meet the man of my dreams and come out of my room. so if you think you are that guy send me a code signal or an 16 bit algorythim encyrption with a digital signature that i can break. thanky.
	name: doug the canadian location: canada ehh hey budday. my name is doug the canadian because i'm from canada ehh. but i'm aboot to move to cali-forn- i-a here pretty soon. i want to move to the beach ehh. cali-forn- i -a is a big freakin' beach ain't it. and it has aloot of movie stars ehh. i don't know i've never bean their. my friend skip told me aboot this place in california where it snows, but i don't believe him. i love snow ehh. erspecially yeller snow. what the hell's a soda? i'm going to go eat some canadain bacon. i'm in the canadian army. did you know we even had an army? i drive the tank. my friend skip drives the aeroplane. ladies, if you are looking for a canadian stallion gimme a hollar ehh.
	name: charli location: chico, ca hi boys. my name is charli. i am 17. i like boys. i have never kissed a boy but want to one day. i like to go mcdonalds. i like to swim in the pond with all my clothes not on. i like to fish and play video games with my mom and dad. i am very good at untangling rope. if you ever need someone to untangle rope you should call me. i like to eat. i eat alot of food and many types of food like skittles and cats. i never have kissed a boy but want to one day. when i grow up i want to be a nuclear physicist with a concentration in cold fusion. i don't want to be stuck in a dead end job. charli.
	name: jermaine du dee location: compton, ca holla. yo buss dis sheeit. i just wanna shout out to my boys in compton. drop it like itz hot. holla. yo, check it drewz. hook my ass up wit a hoe dat will drive dis ni99a bannanas. bling bling. number one stunner. i got 2 pear. its gettin' hot in harre. my boy debo was jabbin' bout some web hookup. i ain't gonA spit all my game up in harre. hit me back. holla. you know.

drizunk | red brain | krank

minless conformity's top 10 brunettes of '03

why is it that brunettes don't get as much attention as blondes? i think brunettes are under rated. i'm all about the girl next door look or the 'good girl'. so i decided to put a little list together of the hottest, sexiest brunettes that don't get the attention they deserve. these girls aren't up their with names like pamela anderson, or britney spear, but they are way better as far as i'm concerned.

conformity's top 10 hottest brunettes

it took me about a cajillion hours to get all these pictures off of dialup. i'm in the middle of switching dsl accounts so you better appreciate this shit.

 

my top 5
5] laeticia casta
4] jules asner
3] jennifer love hewitt
2] jessica beil
1] jennifer garner

do blondes have more fun? do you think all these girls i just put up here are ugly. what do you think? i set up a place to vote in the forums. so go their and vote for who you think is the hottest. it only takes 2 minutes to sign up and you won't ever have to log in again.